Charlie Schroeder
Charlie Schroeder - Actor, Writer and Radio Guy

Monday, February 02, 2009

My Last Story on Weekend America

Boo-hoo.

It was a nice run and I'm glad to have been a part of it. Here now, I bring you the last piece I produced. It's about my in-laws first visit to America.

Thanks Weekend America.

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Wednesday, January 28, 2009

The Last Weekend America

This Saturday is Weekend America's last broadcast. This makes me very upset for a number of reasons, but mostly because many bright, talented producers and editors will be forced to live on the street in St. Paul, Minnesota, where it's currently 1 degree F. The cold, barren Twin Cities are no place for good, honest radio people to live, so if you've got an extra room and you see what looks to be a snowman wearing headphones and a shotgun mic roaming through your town, open your door and invite them in. I guarantee he or she will be a great conversationalist.

While I'm on the subject of barren public radio things, I need to say this. If you subscribe to the This American Life podcast, and you have some coin, send it to Ira Glass and company. According to Glass, 400,000 people download TAL every week and that costs WBEZ around $150k a year in bandwidth alone. Apparently only 20,000 people contribute directly to TAL, which is pretty sad when all he's asking for is a dollar.

I know, I know, you contribute to your local radio station (or do you?) and you don't feel as though you need to give any more money to TAL, because they have a TV show on Showtime. But that's lame and you know it. Last week I coughed up $20 and, you know what, I feel richer for it, not poorer. Unless of course I get fired from my job, in which case I'll want at least $3 back.

At a time when more and more longform mass media is vanishing, it's our responsibility as concerned citizens to help them survive this, um, clusterfuck.

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Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Inauguration Flub

Those of us who aren't familiar with the oath, thought Mr. Obama flubbed his oath earlier today, a brief crack in his otherwise flawless character. But upon further review it was Chief Justice Roberts who slipped up with his misplaced "faithfully." Note Obama's inquisitive look, like "did I just hear what I thought I heard?"

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Monday, January 12, 2009

What West Coast Golden Globe Viewers Missed

During last night's Golden Globe awards, TV's on the West Coast were temporarily "darkened" during Mickey Rourke's Best Actor acceptance speech. I haven't seen that since I was in China and the government censored the Hong Kong news (with a short clip of Chinese flag-waving propaganda--a must see, really). What could Randy "the Ram" possibly have said? See below:

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Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Book Cart Drill Team Story a "Best Of"




Breaking news today out of Boston. Only a Game selected my Book Cart Drill Team story as one of their Best Stories of 2008.

Sex sells kids.

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In 2008, I drove like my doppelganger...

Senor Jeff Gordon.

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In 2008, I...




sang r&b on the radio.

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Wednesday, December 24, 2008

In 2008, I officially became...


...the World's Greatest Athlete.

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Monday, December 22, 2008

One Billion Friends at Christmas

My newest podcast is a short, humorous essay about my one billion friends.

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Back Magic Plaster

I stuck one of these "external analgesics" on my back, right on top of where I pinched a nerve, and now I can move freely for the first time in six days.

Praise Jah.

(My acupuncturist gave me a box a few days ago and I used up all the pads within 24 hours. Today my wife went out and bought some more. 69 cents for a box of 5! Now that's affordable health care!)

If you're suffering from back pain I highly recommend them.

Today I told my boss that I go to an acupuncturist and he just waved me off and said that they and chiropractors were "quacks." So what if my acupuncturist told me she was a dog and a king (among others) in her past lives and can communicate with people telepathically? She cured my bum hand after three sessions and has relieved a heaping amount of ouchy from my neck.

That's not quackery, friends, that's progress.

My Western doctor told me to alternate ice and heat on my hand and nothing happened at all. Then he told me to take some drugs. Which did nothing for my either. I'm starting to think that whole system is some sort of profit scheme.

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RIP Weekend America


I've been sidelined the past six days with a debilitating slipped disk (I don't recommend it) and just found out today (three days after the announcement was made) that Weekend America has been canceled. This bums me out to no end. I've contributed to the show since its inception and have come to think of the staff members as one big public radio family. Truly clever, smart, talented, compassionate, hard-working. Every one of 'em.

WeAm now joins The Next Big Thing and Day 2 Day as two shows I've contributed to that have bit the dust. This is a major buzzkill.

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